Who's the Boss?

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions."

The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go." The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money." And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up.

All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed.
All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!

Management Lesson: You don't need brains to be Boss, any asshole will do!

Kiran Bedi : A Top Cop with a difference

Kiran Bedi is a name which needs no introduction.She is India's First Lady IPS officer & was one of the top cop's with an excellent work background,

And here she is sharing her valuable thoughts & experience.

Classic Definitions with Cool Meanings

1. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
2. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
3. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
4. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
5. Father : A banker provided by nature.
6. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
7. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
8. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
9. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.
10. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.
11. Divorce : Future tense of marriage.
12. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
13. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
14. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
15. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.