1. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
2. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
3. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
4. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
5. Father : A banker provided by nature.
6. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
7. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
8. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
9. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.
10. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.
11. Divorce : Future tense of marriage.
12. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
13. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
14. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
15. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
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